5. Phyllis

Phyllis was a Monday morning text from a colleague at your curb.

Smoke from the stovetop during a good conversation.

The cry of a newborn at 3 AM.

She was

    We appreciate your cooperation

and

    Thank you for understanding

on theme park gates.

She was the older sister you never had and also never wanted.

Phyllis was truth, wisdom, courage, diligence, humor, harmony.

Thurman liked those things. That made Phyllis very, very annoying.

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